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Sarah Maple-11606's Articles in Humor

  • AS SEEN ON TV – How the telly changed our homes
    I saw some new variety of cookies in Tesco the other day - in the cereals aisle. I think they were yet another one of those substitutes for a sensible breakfast, marketed, presumably, at the apparently increasing numbers of people who regularly fail to find either the time to pour milk and cereal into a bowl, or to just grow up and eat fruit or something.

    This new variety of pseudo-food shouldn't have taken me by surprise, though, apparently: "As seen on TV," it said on the box. Oh yes, I thought, of course, I'll have half-seen an ad at some point, won't I? Then I remembered, I don't have a TV.
  • Do Pink Nurses Need Insurance?
    Would you take medical advice from a nurse in a pink uniform? No neither would I...

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