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18 Similarities Between Women and Computers By : JackReider Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how. 24 : NOT Starring Kiefer Sutherland! Part 1 By : Talani Often people attempt to achieve goals without having a specific plan of attack. For example, if you catch a taxi it would be impossible to reach your destination without sharing the city and street. As detailed as you are giving directions to others, you have to be as thorough with instructing yourself. Before you design your ideal life, increase your effectiveness by first visualizing your ideal day. 9 tips for successful slacking! By : Isaac Lungu (Africanlegend) Do you ever feel that your boss only notices you when you're slacking off? Do your colleagues always seem to be in the right place at the right time to impress the boss? Do you want to get ahead but don't really feel like working harder? At stuff-about.com we've put together a list of 9 ways for you to make the maximum impression with the maximum slacking off A Christmas Of Good Intentions By : Tim_Knox Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance. A Fan's Review Of The Bro Code And The Escort By : If you are familiar with the Bro Code, you will enjoy this fan review of How I Met Your Mother. A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor By : Bedrich Omacka April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. All The President's Women By : Tim_Knox How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton? There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President. Are age jokes always bad jokes? By : Jhoana Cooper Making fun of someone's age with age jokes can either get you a chuckle or a punch in the nose. It is best to know the person well if you are going to make bad jokes about their age, or at least do it while planning an escape route in case the old person has the strength to run after you. Are Random Number Generators Random By : Max Bindenal A vast number of the gamblers are not aware of the logic behind the Random Number Generators in Online Slot Machines. No problem! The problem is that every time the player ignores understanding the logics of dealing, they get confused about how to gamble. That is a concern. Armadillo On The Half Shell By : Tim_Knox The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today! Article Writing & Web Content Writing Service. By : SergeiRomanovsky Media Continent provides a trouble-free and easy way for website promotion, website optimization and generally provides an excellent SEO service AS SEEN ON TV – How the telly changed our homes By : Sarah Maple-11606 I saw some new variety of cookies in Tesco the other day - in the cereals aisle. I think they were yet another one of those substitutes for a sensible breakfast, marketed, presumably, at the apparently increasing numbers of people who regularly fail to find either the time to pour milk and cereal into a bowl, or to just grow up and eat fruit or something. This new variety of pseudo-food shouldn't have taken me by surprise, though, apparently: "As seen on TV," it said on the box. Oh yes, I thought, of course, I'll have half-seen an ad at some point, won't I? Then I remembered, I don't have a TV. Aspen Nightlife Aspen Center for Environmental Studies By : Larry Kelson While on your wonderful vacation in Aspen, you will enjoy many of the finer things in life including fresh open air and natural surroundings. It is wonderful and peaceful but since we have become a technical society, you might start having email withdrawals. The World Link Caf in Aspen has a solution. Audio Book or iSoap? By : Tom Lop-37619 There's a new type of humorous audio book. It's called an iSoap. Just down load the podcast and enjoy. Auto responders - Good time to get an auto responder for your online business By : kirana choudhary If you are online at all and have ever signed up for someone's email newsletter, then you probably know about auto responders (also called email responders). For more details www.mailing-lists-profit.com The cool gadgets that let you stay in touch and even deliver product and information to your prospects and customers. So just when is a good time to get an auto responder for your online business? Now. Right now. Really. Baby Knitting Patterns. By : Alex Kaleb Knitting is a centuries old way to make cloth that has made quite a comeback in recent years. It's no longer considered a pastime for grandmothers alone. More and more people of all ages have been learning to knit, and this simple needlework craft lets people express their creativity by making items that are both functional and beautiful. Whether you prefer low maintenance, machine wash items or luxurious and posh, there's always something new to knit. Beanie Babies Anonymous By : Tim_Knox The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it. beware of sites who promise false you will make millions on internet By : Gagan Kainth Lonely people looking to get a lot of spam in their internet mailbox will benefit greatly from paidsurveys.com. This site is merely a portal to "hundreds" of other internet survey sites that promise you everything from the moon to a $1. card tricks By : Michael M1 Useful article for card tricks, tips, ideas, recommendations and much more, all about this topic of card tricks. Come to check our web site to find other related information that may be of interest to you... Carew's 2008 Movie Picks: WallE By : Sarah Fender I have put together a small selection of the movies released this year (2008). These are some of the movies I found entertaining in this years crop. Hopefully you will see a couple of movies that you will enjoy. Cleavage A Girls Best Friend By : Alejandro Heels They say "Diamonds are a girls best friend", I would contest this and vigorously contest it. Cleavage is what a girl wants most. Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday Middle Eastern & Arab Problems ! By : http://www.KarKarToon.com More than just entertaining the average visitor, KarKarToon.com attempts to put the Arab World's harsh REALITY into clear perspective. Through simple but genuine humor: "A Sarcastic Insight into the Arab World" KarKarToon.com has made its MISSION to ignite a sense of awareness and understanding. It asks of its user to not just laugh and smile at its pictures, videos, jokes or games...., but to think about how they can start making a change their community. http://www.KarKarToon.com Comedy Comes Natural for Robin By : Philip Nicosia He’s cute, adorable, charming and has a great sense of humor. He’s an actor and comedian and he’s good at both. Let’s face it, among the current comedians on television and the movies, Robin Williams is one of the top choices of viewers. Comedy Talent Agency A Description in Brief By : RodgerJackman The largest comedy festival of the world, Just for Laughs takes place at Canada and this proves that the Canada is the ideal place of the comedy talent agencies. Company Markets Coffee-Flavored Condoms in Ethiopia By : Ken Brower-10301 In a recent study performed in Ethiopia, close to a million people were tested for HIV. Of those million subjects, over seven percent tested positive for HIV. As grim as these statistics may sound, consider this: the previous year's study found over five percent of the subjects tested positive for HIV. That is a 26% increase within one year. In a country where the HIV/AIDS epidemic is at an all-time high and is home to ten percent of our world's HIV cases, there is a mad scramble to promote anything that will slow the sweeping epidemic. Do Pink Nurses Need Insurance? By : Sarah Maple-11606 Would you take medical advice from a nurse in a pink uniform? No neither would I... Download Movies: Finding Divx Formats By : Reese Heelers With todays home entertainment systems, many of us get movie rentals regularly. Typically people wait for the rental, as opposed to seeing the film at the cinema. Here is a short list of some of the most popular DVD rentals in October 2008. El Nino Made Me Do It! By : Tim_Knox The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine Face Painting By : Patrik Ewriter Face painting is of great fun and importance to the painter as well as the person whose face is to be painted. As you start giving vent to your sentiments, you see a wonderful image of great influence being born on the face you are painting. Farting the lighter side By : Fartin Martin Colon cleansing as a process has been in existence for thousands of years, the Egyptians were one of the first civilizations to use colon hydrotherapy to treat constipation. Similarly the Greeks too used Clysters to cure constipation, and finally Clyster syringes were used as a known medical device for constipation. However with passage of time colon cleansing has bifurcated into both a medical and naturopathic treatment. Colon cleansing when carried out medically is termed as an Enema, and colon hydrotherapy (a much larger enema) is prescribed and used by naturopathic practitioners. Find Out The Lucky Charm of Talisman By : Mani5 Zone Ltd5 Talismans – Meaning, Uses And Benefits Talismans are just like any device that helps to bring luck and good charm and further talismans are not the ones who are actually doing the task but it is the energy that is added in the talismans. Fonejacker - Funny prank calls By : wayne metcalfe If you have not had a chance to look at the latest Channel 4 series fonejacker, but seem to come across it where ever you go, here is a quick overview of the super hit series. Fonejacker is a television series that follows the exploits of the multi-talented actor Kayvan Novak, as he makes prank calls to people all over the UK. Each fonejacker episode begins with definition of fonejack which is defined as “seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic”. Of course, since fonejacking is all about making prank telephone calls, the telephone conversation is usually accompanied by on screen animations that look similar to a Monty Python cartoon. Funny Classified Scam Enquiries By : Martin Davis Below is a list of some of the funniest scam classified advert enquires we have found on the net. If you ever use online classifieds be aware of these examples and take note. Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Get Your Joke Pass For Free!! By : Tom Takihi Laughter and humor are necessities in life. We need to have a release for all the pressure that comes our way and nothing is better at helping us keep our equilibrium than jokes and funny stories, just like at jokepass.com. Getting "Yankee Naked" By : Tim_Knox Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do! Ghosts Of Halloweens Past By : Tim_Knox Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents! Gimme A Head With Hair By : Tim_Knox A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car! Growing Old In A Red Miata By : Tim_Knox I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!" Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately? By : Rahul Roy It is real fun to crack lawyer jokes among your friends. Specially when you are in some parties or some functions, you find lawyer jokes more entertaining. Comedians have their minds full of lawyer joke. Hi Ho, Hi Ho By : josefgraf Hebert Flabeau goes to work - an off the wall excursion. Home Video Technology By : temp Back then, each household only had one television set to use for their entertainment. It was usually located in the family room or in the living room. Everyone would gather in these rooms in order to watch their favorite shows together. Homer J Simpson - The True Life Guru By : mswengel They say the words of a great sage make you stop and reflect upon both them and your life. Can there be any doubt that the words of one Homer J. Simpson meet this test? Just consider the following if you have any doubts whatsoever. Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? By : Tim_Knox A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure. How Did an English Police Force become known as Scotland Yard? By : Ernes Heming As of today, the NSY or New Scotland Yard is the head office of the Metropolitan Police service, the law-enforcing body in Greater London, except for the City district, which is being manned by the City of London Police. How To Avoid a Lengthy Jail Term for a Minor Traffic Offence By : Alejandro Heels Learn how to avoid a catastrophic faux pas situation whilst dealing with the legal profession. All you require is a clear head, A brain devoid of alcohol or other nefarious narcotics and an understanding spouse or partner. How To Become A Full-fledged Comedian By : Maryann Floretta You’ve finally gotten tired of your boring nine to five job and decided to become a comedian. You think you have that unmistakable talent that would make audiences burst out in laughter. How To Drive Traffic To Your Website Using Funny Videos By : Bryan Robinson Many webmasters are using the same techniques to drive traffic to their websites with paid advertising and SEO. But creative marketing with funny videos and/or training videos is simple and effective for making a website stand out from the competition. How to get chicks guaranteed: A proven method to get girls! By : harrygills-11178 This article details a proven method for getting girls to go out with you. It is guaranteed to work, unless you’re totally hopeless. how to sharpen your theatrical skills By : Mujahed Ali If you desire to set free your acting ability and sharpen your theatrical skills, then this article absolutely will be your goldmine. Acting is equal with glitz, glamour and personality. If you are an inspired person, a keen observer of human mind and perceptive to the events around you then you fit the bill to be an actor. Every possible actor like you needs to chisel his dramatic skills through proper training and experience to various forms of theatre and cinema. Humor in videos By : John Bee Are you looking for funny video? Would you like to laugh each day? Stumblehere.com/rants introduced their humor section. I Hope You Kept The Receipt By : Tim_Knox Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year? I Love You, You Love Me By : Tim_Knox Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me. I Was Rooting For By : Tim_Knox Who was I rooting for in the Iron Bowl? Sorry, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you If You Clone A Schizophrenic By : Tim_Knox Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get? Improv Theater Guides By : David Alger A guide to improv theater. Tips, tactics and rules to help perform, practice and learn improvisational theater from Pan Theater. The guide provides ten rules to help in improv comedy theater and improv acting. It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement By : Rahul Roy It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement within the same circle. They enjoy being in fun about their old age and retirement. Retirement jokes may be of great help to revive the interests of other listeners. It is the most preferred means to share your feelings. By : Rahul Roy Sms may be of any type like love sms, funny sms or cute sms... which you want to send to your friends or to your loved ones. Simply with the help of your mobile or computer you can express your feelings freely. It’s No Joke, Laughter is Awesome Medicine! By : Chad Ferguson You go right ahead! Laugh and cackle to the point of losing your breath! Laughter has enormous amounts of health benefits ranging from affecting diabetes to lowering risks of heart attacks and everything in between! Jokes: On Men and On Women By : JackReider Puns, witty answers and jokes on male and female relationships. Also get a few humoristic definitions. Just A Few Miscellaneous Snippets By : Stanley R Medley Humor by Stanley R. Medley Just for Fun: Other Creative Uses for Condoms By : Ken Brower-10301 Through the years, there have been debates on the best method of marketing and distributing condoms in society. Condoms are designed and manufactured to help men and women fight off unwanted pregnancies and the spread of communicable sexually transmitted infection. Key to Success: How to Understand Four Communication Styles By : DHARMESH VINAYAK The key to success is learning how to understand four the different communication styles. The main reason for conflicts with our family, friends, colleagues, and our team members in a home-based business is a "lack of communication". Effective communication skills are essential in our lives and in the home-business industry. More often than not, the problem is a result of a communication breakdown and it is as though each individual is actually speaking their own "unique language". In this digitally inter-connected world, you'd think we could "fix" such basic differences. Unfortunately, it's Laugh and the Work World Laughs With You By : Craig Harrisons Expressions of Excellence-13763 Your best defense against stress, boredom, frustration and futility in the workplace can be summed up simply: have more fun at work. Learn to laugh at work and the world laughs with you. Learn strategies and approaches to infuse more fun into your work routine and environment. Just say Ha! Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team By : JackReider Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed at them. Laughing Til You Cry By : Herbert Reich Any media which is stored in electronic form is known as digital media. Unlike analogue media (any information which exists in physical form, such as books, paintings and so on), digital media is information which can be stored and displayed or listened to on a computer. This media is stored in binary form (a digital format consisting of ones and zeroes which your computer can interpret) and can then be translated by your computer and presented to you in a form intelligible to human beings - text, images and audio. Learning Chinese – NOT! By : Lance Carr One man's pathetic attempts at learning the language of his adopted country and family. Lost in the Arthouse By : James Gilbert Pynn What is it about a good piece of art that makes you want to lie down and take a nap? I think its the feast-like quality of good art, like a Thanksgiving meal. Im not talking about scissors and construction paper art, mind you. Im talking about a type of art that is miles and away superior. Im talking about crayons and markers and coloring books. Im talking about free-flowing, jaw-dropping works of pure expressionism. Im talking about work so good, youve got to put it on a shirt " that kind of awesome-ness cant be found in any old place and certainly not in some kindergarten class. Magic Tricks Supplier By : Black Rojet I was a part-time magician for many years. It is my reputation "man MAGIC" Among my friends and colleagues. Since I am not a professional, I never play on stage. What I do is called "Close-Up" tricks. This means that I can play with only a small number of spectators, namely: 1 - 5 people at once. Fokusov I play very simple. I play with coins, paper, postcards, a glass of beer, a piece of cloth or something around us. The result is huge. Make Your Journey into Marriage all Fun By : Stag How to turn your last day as a free man into the funniest day of your life Mammals Love Ecards By : James Gilbert Pynn Most warm-blooded mammals enjoy receiving gifts. Thanks to the cold, electrical grid of fiber optics cable crisscrossing our globe, we can now send all our friends and enemies birthday ecards. Send what, you say! Send ecards. On their birthdays. Dont rely on the postal system to get anything right (though they do a pretty god job of it). Cut your stress time in half and free up some of your precious time. Wasting time sending a birthday car two weeks early? Forget it! You can send ecards on the frigid day! Marching Along By : Deanna Mascle 10 multiple choice trivia questions about the month of March Most Wanted Wii Games Online By : Jay Davis. There is indeed a long list of games you can play from your Nintendo Wii. However, list of the most wanted games is not that long. There are just several games actually that kids really want. Mostly long jokes last for only some minute of laughter By : Rahul Roy Good jokes don't come along all the often which is why, when they do, they must be carefully looked after. I sometimes ask people, if they have heard any good jokes lately? And do you know how they often answer, "Oh, I can never remember jokes!" No Sale Like A Yardsale By : Tim_Knox Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down Nobel Prize Winners Who Crack Us Up By : David Pratt-8975 The Impossible Takes Longer; The 1,000 Wisest Things Ever Said By Nobel Prize Laureates Not only words make a magic of laughter By : Rahul Roy You might have also felt this? You are depressed and all alone walking in the street. You suddenly see some funny pictures on the wall or on the hooding board; you definitely will start to laugh. This is the power of funny pictures. Party Jokes: Startling But Unnecessary By : JackReider Read 20 previously unknown secrets about general living that will give you a good laugh. Party Thru College By : Dennis Bruce-8975 A Complete Manual on How to Waste Your Student Loans on a 4-Year, Self-indulgent Journey to A Degree Passover: Laugh While Cleaning By : JackReider Preparing for Passover involves a thorough house cleaning. While you are doing that, here are some jokes to ease the experience. Pick On Somebody Your Own Size By : Tim_Knox Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley. Planning an event By : Michiel Van Kets When it comes to event planning, there are some things that you will need to consider in advance. You will need to make a number of choices that will affect the outcome of your party. Princess Diana Death: Alcoholic Blood Sample Belonged To Suicide Victim Not Driver By : vivekkisna It is now known that the blood sample cited in the official report as belonging to driver Henri Paul was not in fact his! Subsequent investigation revealed that not only was the chain of evidence critically broken, but it also seems that certain parties were involved in purposefully falsifying results Quotes to Make You Laugh By : Steven Jeny Laughter is undoubtedly good for your health. Sometimes, however, it is hard to break a smile. Monday mornings at work come to mind. Well, here are some quotes that can tackle even the Monday morning blues. Riddles and indirect-thinking By : Alex Gensker Some riddles are a form of indirect-thinking question. To answer them, you have to move laterally in your mind, away from the expected guesses. This is especially true of funny riddles. What did the others do when the cannibal was late for dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder, of course. Secret of remaining healthy and happy without taking medicine. By : Rahul Roy Jokes are supposed to be funny and make people laugh. There are all kinds of jokes, such as riddles, poems, stories, pictures all with the same result laughter. Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em By : Tim_Knox What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop. Social Bookmarking Service & SEO. Media Continent By : SergeiRomanovsky Media Continent provides a trouble-free and easy way for website promotion, website optimization and generally provides an excellent SEO service Some Guys Have All The Luck By : Tim_Knox Recent studies claim that the less educated you are, the more sex you have, and the more sex you have, the longer you'll live. Sure gives new meaning to "Live long and prosper!" Some People Will Eat Anything By : Tim_Knox Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny By : Tim_Knox Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be. Split Your Seems: Funny Ecards By : Herbert Reich Ecards are electronic greeting cards. Ecards are typically pictures or images accompanied by personalized messages and they are sent via emails. Ecards are more versatile compared to traditional paper cards, since they are digital contents and can be sent to many recipients at the same time. They can be personalized in various ways and can be saved in the computer or other media storage devices such as compact discs or flash drives. Ecards are more environmental friendly compared to traditional cards, since paper is not used when creating or sending ecards. St. Viagra's Dance By : Tim_Knox The impotency drug Viagra has every old person I know talking about having sex again. All I have to say is, 'Folks, please, not in front of the children! Stag Party Extreme Activities Every Bachelor Should Know about By : Stag How to use extreme activities to turn your stag party into the best of the century Staying Alive By : Tim_Knox If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it? Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life. Stealing and rebuilding Amy Winehouse's rubbish, by Vice Magazine By : Tug 'Vice' journalist, Jamie Taete decides to steal Amy Winehouse's rubbish and rebuild it The Cult of Maddox By : Elisha Burberry How the author of the self-proclaimed “Best Page In The Universe” opened up the gates for wannabe celebrities on the Internet. The debate for and against doctor’s excuses By : Matthew21 Markey21 The debate for and against doctor’s excuses In the US, more and more people are buying doctor excuses just to get some time away from their jobs and schools. Typically, a doctor excuse gives the reason for someone missing some important thing at work or school, perhaps a meeting with a client, or a final exam. The Dust Settles On Miss America By : Tim_Knox The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough? The Exploding Coconuts By : Mark Thrice A very humorous story tying together the concepts of old proverbs and things that explode.
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