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Getting murdered is becoming a fashion lately, a lot of people is being attacked, getting killed or poisoned everyday. In some countries for every 2 people 1 is killed every day just for fun (source: nation master dot com). We wanted to do some research to avoid getting murdered this winter and we came up with some interesting tips: 1. Be very suspect of ads or online ads to meet people, especially at their homes, it is easy to visit a site like Gumtree or Craig s list and answer an ad, either if you are looking to meet a sexy man or woman or to offer help as a babysitter you must be sure that people know where you are going and verify or try to get some references of this person. Try to find out about their work, hobbies (hunting is a no-no) or as simple as looking at their email address and email address similar to hell-messenger AT Whatever dot com or it-is-over AT whatever dot com will tell you a lot. Use your intuition, sometimes it's your best weapon. 2. Avoid being murdered in your sleep, this is a hard one because we cannot do too much when someone has a pillow over your head. To avoid getting into that situation surround with locks, alarms and any device that will alert you, a dog is a good option but train the dog to avoid eating food from anyone. 3. Unhappy co-workers, if you upset someone at work you better apologize, some murder cases are linked to co-workers, avoid getting promotions too often or showing off your amazing skills, some people cannot handle success and try to eliminate it from earth. 4. Ex-boyfriend or Ex- Girlfriend (includes husband and wife), try to finish any relationship in good terms, I know that sometimes it is impossible but passion crimes are happening every hour. If you and your new lover are planning to get married 3 days after a breakup, you better hold it, some murder cases happen 48 hours after a breakup. Wait 6 month to a year and avoid publishing your new happy picture on "Face book" for a while. 5. Personal hygiene is poor or ignored? You eat meat or dead animal products?, if you are not looking after yourself you can get murdered by bacteria, they are little animals that are on earth for a long time, plus they are friends with fungus and other little animals, if we add all these to eating meat, having dairy products or eating dead animals, for sure you are going to get murdered by those little animals soon, plus the food that you eat will kill you too, go and become a vegetarian. 6. Bad neighborhoods or countries - cheap tours to Iraq or Colombia, avoid areas where people is dying every second, your chances of becoming a victim are high, if for any reason you cannot avoid it, wear a vest or buy your funeral in advance. 7. Do not get mugged, again, avoid getting mugged, you know that little dark street at 3am that you use as a shortcut, come on! if you get mugged the chances of that person testing their new knife are high, so avoid circumstances that will get you killed. 8. Avoid being annoying to people, as simple as telling the end of a movie or as simple as whistling a song over and over gain, if someone has a gun they will use it to shut you down. Do not be annoying. 9. Do not be alone, fancy going to that empty spot in the woods to meditate, fancy getting sexually abused and killed plus being tortured before? come one!, avoid being alone specially if you are a woman, most murderers are looking for easy targets in isolated locations. 10. Avoid seeing the face of a killer, if for any reason you are having a great day and you hear and then see someone getting killed and you happen to see the face of the murderer, run! do not stand there staring at him or her. 11. Avoid borrowed a lot of money with no intention of paying back, specially if the person who is lending you the money looks like the Godfather or have some 6'' tall bodyguard. 12. Avoid getting poisoned, if for some strange reason you ex-lover or anyone who was emotionally involved with you, become very nice and suddenly invite you to have a drink or have dinner, say no, the chances of getting poisoned are high, if for any reason you meet up, go to a public location with nothing to eat or drink around, avoid having that meeting late at night too. 13. Avoid getting frozen this winter, another way to get killed if by dying in your sleep either by cold or either by breathing CO2, you should check your gas boiler, get a gas boiler breakdown cover or a central heating breakdown insurance. Done, 13 ways to avoid getting murderer or killed this winter or any time of the year, keep in mind that any situation is dangerous even reading this article or staring at your monitor, maybe there is a bomb under, you better click in the about the author box to leave this site immediately, only kidding, have a great day. Gas Boiler Cover
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